S07E11. Bang Blows

Published: Sept. 24, 2019, 2:24 a.m.

Randy was assaulted and MRS becomes a big, dumb true crime show: My Almost Perfect Murder/ these called newspapers (3:15)/ paperboys? (4:30)/ Paperboy the NES game (5:50)/ \u201cchew on this\u201d(6:28)/ Tommy\u2019s tale of smartness (8:22)/ Tommy\u2019s vicious cycle (12:30)/ Tommy is going to dinner with Kevin Farley (14:20)/ Tommy\u2019s stupid voice is not Randy\u2019s (16:00)/ An argument over a blue t-shirt (17:20)/ an entitled retail encountered and bang blow (20:00)/ Tommy\u2019s faded glory and pre YouTube fame (23:00)/ a heartwarming bachelorette party encounter (25:11)/ conversation starting mustache (26:50)/ \u201cthat went over like a lead balloon\u201d - Training Dad (28:00)/ the origin of \u201cblow this popsicle stand\u201d (29:57)/ Twinder (33:20)/ Marvel Girl (35:03)/ \u201cI\u2019m not as fat as you want me to be\u201d (37:50)/ Tommy thinks GOOGLE is the weirdest thing (43:54)/ Keg stands (47:00)/ Randy signs up for Facebook Dating on the show (48:50)/ Running into someone in real life who rejected you via online dating (49:52)/ how does Facebook Dating work? (54:20)

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(Episode 239)

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