S07E02. Choose Your Own Existential Crisis

Published: May 27, 2019, 6:53 p.m.

Unleased episode, recorded in October 2018

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Choose your own adventure/ Randy\u2019s childhood broadcasting skills (1:00)/ choose your own existential crisis (4:50)/ That time Tommy heckled a comedian (6:30)/ Tommy\u2019s opening for Jim Florentine and Tommy looks like a Muppet (7:45)/ UFC will be better with cyborgs (9:00)/ \u201cLife...now with 30% more fretting...\u201d (9:30)/ the soundtrack to sleeping (13:55)/ there\u2019s nothing worse than your parent\u2019s views on the issues (14:45)/ Outside, the gawky awkward boy anthem (17:52)/ becoming huge Trapt fans (18:50)/ Johnny Trapt (20:00)/ The Ignorance is Bliss Times (22:04)/ The Me Me Me Crisis (22:35)/ Olsen Twin theories (26:30)/ Tommy\u2019s tale of stalking ex-girlfriends (30:26)/ The Legend of Kyle Hogan (32:50) Tommy is middling (33:30)/ Tommy doesn\u2019t give two flying hoots about Randy\u2019s life (34:36)/ Tommy bombs onstage (35:00)/ up north, Michigan (36:00)/ Dirtbikes (37:00)/\xa0 UFO con - the biggest UFO convention in Michigan (40:00)/ up north theater life (45:00)

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