Hair scares/ A gypsy curse/ An alpha move/ A left part/ A southpaw/ The microphone master/ the variations of the female haircut/ The twisted beauty salon experience/ Tommy the nice guy/ Heaven is to blame/ Mushrooms and horse noises/ The Great Relief of it all/ Tommy\u2019s 2-hour haircut/ Dreaming about haircuts/ \u201ci beg to differ, my plump son\u201d/ Having all the man smells/ Hot dog smells/ A parade of fools/ a flock of Amish/ Segments/ A special guest/ Laura/ THE RIBS/ Cliff Notes/ The Infinite Bore/ A guru/ Tommy\u2019s weight/ No extra skin on the Tommy/ The meaning of pal/ The stats of dee pics/ A great love story/ Ribs with a bib/ Elbow pics/ Dumb dumb stupid friends on Facebook/ Ecosexuals/ \u201cYou ever hump a flower?\u201d/ The earth is your lover/ Missed Connections/ A generous coffee pourer/ Lead foot/ A real likeable wave/ \u201cThis isn\u2019t a missed connection, this is a confession\u2026\u201d/ INTENSE COLORS/ The craziest online dating experience/ #2, at least/ The men of online dating/ Defeat the boredom of love/ One more favor/ Huge/ \u201cSince you\u2019re the elephant in the room, I\u2019ll address you\u2026\u201d/ Pining like Steve Urkel over Laura Winslow/ Get TGIF on Hulu/ Those signals/ The death of Summer/ Fests galore/ Tommy\u2019s MRS neck tattoo/ The backwoods country festival/ THE BEER TENT/ Redevelop your social skills/ all the hate/ Senator Kid Rock/ President The Rock/ Smelling like a hot dog, craving like a hot gun/ Tommy\u2019s hosting a BIG comedy gig/ A Dave Landau show/ I can get the ribs, scot free/ Slumber party comedy show/ SURFING/ This Flint, MI, USA/ The Cannibus Cup/ Advertise your vice/ \u201cIt\u2019s not your fault\u2026\u201d/ Snoop Dogg/ The Miserable Hotline/ Chris Vickers/ Got the ribs and let everyone down/ Andrea, tumbling in the dryer/ Hey, dirty car. Hey./ The haunting of Tommy/ This is the Gong Show/ The funeral processions
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