Witnessing a retail incident/ The Miserable Retail Meal/ Freestyle Coke machines/ A drive-thru fit/ So hangry/ Throwing the entire restaurant into chaos/ Why are owls the wise birds?/ The lazy predator/ a new national bird and a new statue of liberty/ Come wallow in my tragic kingdom/ balloons draped over the power line = the clown house/ Tommy\u2019s going to Indy/ Tommy is anxious/ Andrew Luck lives in the catacombs/ Tommy can\u2019t physically break a leg/ God\u2019s bubble wrap/ Tommy\u2019s encounter with his guardian angel/ a titan of intellect/ Just a couple of hipsters in love/ Randy\u2019s guardian angel/ written down goals/ a mystery Facebook account/ An \u201cin-tune guy\u201d/ The return of a segment that no one cares about/ The Miley Fancast/ CYRUS/ Seeing Adam Sandler and David Spade/ Tommy\u2019s Adam Sandler impression/ Making copies/ Tommy\u2019s Sandler jokes/ A study of human interaction in a retail environment/ A satellite dame/ THAT PAULA/ \u201cI don\u2019t know how old people are anymore\u201d/ Male multi-tasking/ The best possible responsible/These women/ These Facebooks status/ updates on that online dating message/ Randy\u2019s disgusting face/ the hate starts at a young age/ Randy encounters a teenager/ The Miserable Hotline/ Not Stone Cold Steve Austin calls in/ The Return of Chris Vickers/ Chris Vickers Goes to Hell/ The first call from hell/ Chris Vickers is Tommy\u2019s grim reaper/ P*ss on It/ hobosexuals/ scout demons/ \u201cI thought what we had was real\u201d/ Missed Connections/Putting in my eBay bid, no reserve, girl/ Tommy buys a slim fit shirt/ Walker sweaters/ THE SEMI RAN A RED LIGHT into your heart/ Maroonish/ Get a little Vin in your life/ Slipknot birds/ That Slipknot show
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