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Randy's desolate life/ Coffee rage/ Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos and the hopes of America/ Bacon-shelled tacos and obese America/ Mediocre country vs. Mediocre rap/ Tommy defends Taylor Swift/ the #1 drink in America/ The Jason Voorhees of Dolphins/ Zipper accidents/ New members

Outro: "Cake Boy" by Sir Mix-a-Lot