280. Release the Claw

Published: April 6, 2021, 3:02 a.m.

Unraveling a grand conspiracy/ this pandemic world/ your penicillins and your quarantines/ The claw machine/ no claw/ The Great Finnish Spongebob Famine/ don\u2019t bubble wrap my pride/ come shop at the Wet Market. Our products are all moist/ bumper stickers/ skills are hard to come by/ Man people/ dollar store headphones/ Tommy saves a drum stick/ a return to the Retail Paradise/ Aisle vigilantes/ a full body toothache/ Tommy\u2019s bug salad/ wing talk and Applebee\u2019s/ listener Questions/ getting back into comedy and practicing that act again/ Livestream for the Cure 5/ questions from David the Producer and Dan from Netflix n Swill/ Tommy\u2019s basketball skills are questioned/ what animal would your conscience be?/ Being a funny guy/ holy socks

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Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.

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Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com