Song of the Hermit Crab II/ Getting bullied and wicked wedgies/ Porker/ All animals want territory/ more Hermit Crab facts/ America\u2019s Next Top Crab/ Never disturb Hermit crabs during the day/ greatness is not my calling just painful mediocrity/ comedian Will Green joins the show/ Will Green\u2019s School for Wayward Youth/ Will defeats Tommy in a contest/ did you ever see Stephen King in Maine?/ Fourway/ distractions in comedy clubs/ Penis Philbin/ owning a food truck/ Foodhub/ Alan Jackson\u2019s Chattahoochee and Will Green\u2019s bit about it/ The trash can story/ the writing process/ Praising Mike Birbiglia/ Tommy stole Will\u2019s joke about the Bernie Sanders meme/ an Alan Jackson fan group/ country comedians
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