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Can't Wait The Countdown To Our Pens Section Thursday And Our Halloween Party Saturday Is On - We started the morning with a call from a pervy uncle horny for his favorite news ladies on WTAE - A family of Cleveland Browns fans put in a Cleveland Browns Quarterback graveyard in their front yard it is the saddest Halloween display ever - - PARENTS BEWARE.... Someone is making WEED Costumes for kids to wear this Halloween...Also Face Paint is now dangerous for kids... Sooooo Cancel Halloween because Masks are deadly... Costumes catch on fire... The Candy is poison and or ecstasy...Just CANCEL HALLOWEEN!!! - Opal Covey claims she is a prophetess. Opal Covey ran for mayor of Toledo Ohio previously 4 or maybe 5 times depending on if you count the election she claims that she won and her votes were stolen. She wants to build amusement parks in Toledo... FUN! Annnnd during her interview with the local news she spoke in tongues while threatening the entire city....Yo people of Toledo Ohio elect Opal Covey - A guy in New Mexico Binge Watched the walking dead while drinking... Thought his buddy turned into a zombie... and he killed him.... wow - A report came out saying red meat causes cancer... however the North American Meat Institute called that report crap... We took everyone to MEAT CHURCH... Amen