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Pens vs Sens starts Saturday night at PPGPaints Arena... The only fun thing about the rivalry is that Sidney Crosby pretty much chopped off one of their players fingers - A Fayette County Man Heard A BANG And Ended Up With A Car In His Pool - A Pantsless Man In Ohio Wanted A Beer And Since The Beer Store Was Closed So He Drove Through The Wall And Got Tasered And Almost Ended Up With A Dong Prong - Happy Birthday Italian Guy - Wild Monkeys Who Have Herpes Are On The Loose In Florida