We learned that Mikey likes to sleep as much as possible in the morning and drink some coffee to start the day.... Bob wakes up by washing all of his target regions with soap every morning to get his body going - A California man did waaaaay toooo much meth and thought he was Tarzan at the local zoo... He was swinging from the trees trying to break into the exhibits and was covered in "Mud" - The Crazy Italian guy returned to the show for the first time since getting his work scheduled switched to the morning shift...He was so fired up over the Pirates, Steelers, Bettis and the Debate with Trump..USA USA USA!! - A NAKED MAN in Cincy caused a 6 car accident on a highway then he decided to take-off and run down the middle of the highway for a mile fully nude before police caught him...We think he might have "Not Made It" and had a Cincy Chili pants accident in traffic then panicked and went Talladega Nights running through traffic - Pray for Joe Jackson he is out of the hospital now but reports say he was in Brazil for his 87th birthday and took 3 viagra and then had a stroke along with 3 heart attacks in the hospital...His people deny any of this - A Houston had a very classy meal in his pants when police caught him...The man stuffed three bottles of wine and two packs of sushi down his pants and somehow thought he was able to walk...Police arrested him