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Lift You Up\nIn the year 3030 . . .\n\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0 \u2018So, how do these things work, Stan?\u2019\n\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0 \u2018Stand back and I\u2019ll show you. What you do is lift your right foot up like this and put it down here. Got that? Now comes the best bit . . . Without moving your right foot, lift up your other foot \u2013 that\u2019s the left one, Les \u2013 and put it down here. Like so.\u2019\n\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0 \u2018That\u2019s amazing! You\u2019re higher than me! Can I have a go?\u2019\n\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0 \u2018Sure. I\u2019ll wait for you.\u2019\n\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0 \u2018OK, here goes . . . Hey! That\u2019s brilliant. So, now what?\u2019\n\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0 \u2018We repeat the same steps, Les, until we get to the top.\u2019\n\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0 \u2018Isn\u2019t that rather tiring?\u2019\n\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0 \u2018There\u2019s only one way to find out.\u2019\n\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0 \u2018Perhaps we should wait for it to start moving.\u2019\n\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0 \u2018Have you been watching those Harrods ads again, Les? This ain\u2019t no excavator; this is a stairs.\u2019\n\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0 \u2018Stairs? Why\u2019s that?\u2019\n\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0 \u2018Because everyone is staring at us. Look, get a move on, Les. I\u2019m losing my balance!\u2019\n\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0 \u2018Me too. Hang on a minute, what\u2019s\u2014\u2019\n\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0 \u2018Don\u2019t touch that!\u2019\n\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0 \u2018Blimey, Stan, you made me jump!\u2019\n\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0 \u2018Sorry, Les, but them barristers are a death trap. Bloody spaceboarders! Now then, mind your step . . .\u2019