Snap R.I., Noah's on Patrol

Published: July 21, 2011, 7:03 a.m.

Carmageddon is a bust, but whatever you do, don't squeal on Beach Cruiser. A\xa0veterinarian\xa0in Oregon does the most patriotic thing with an Eagle ever, Noah meets Santa Clause and a cult, Minnesota closes down, Canada gives a pregnant lady a ticket, and Noah burns New England.