Patrick's Porch

Published: April 11, 2011, 6:01 a.m.

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With Lars recovering at Clinico El Magnifico Patrick steps up, saves the day, and yells a lot. Brent goes to a gay bar, Noah relives his trauma in the toilet, and Eliana finds three British children with a baloon and a dream. What will happen when Glenn Beck steps down at FOX? Maybe a Pope hat. Finally, Patrick introduces us to the madness that is Yelp and we all learn a little somehting about the service on the moon.