Dear Noah. Bears. End Transmission.

Published: March 14, 2010, 6:43 a.m.

Sorry for the delay folks, here is the episode you have been salivating in anticipation of.\n\nNoah went running. At a park in downtown L.A. There he saw some bears. You know, for fun.\n\nLars forgets the bitch list, good thing we're such talented improvisers and could come up filler until Noah found it. It's like the Dead Sea Scrolls for middle school bitches.\n\nBad news Knut fans. He's losing his balls for fear of Austrian bear incest. Like the Hapsburg dynasty.\n\nNew Game! You guys are going to love it. It's called Soap or Nope. Guess how you play. Do it, guess now.\n\nFinally, Eliana games Molly Shannon, LaRouchian Democrats reach for the crazy homeless stars, and germs that make you fat.