The Grinch tells All!!!
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\n1. How did you come about living on top of Mount Crumpit?
\nI had a horrible real estate agent\u2026 DO YOU HEAR ME KAREN!!! YOU\u2019LL PAY!!!
\n2. When and how did you and Max the Dog come to be together? Would you consider each other friends?
\nI consider Max a stalker! He just followed me home one day and never left.
\n3. Why do you think Max the Dog is so loyal to you?
\nPoor judge of character!
\n4. Do you have a first name?
\nThe
\nThat\u2019s not a name. That\u2019s how people describe things. The Blues the Cardinals the zoo
\nHey, I can\u2019t help my name so popular
\n5. What\u2019s something surprising about you that not many people know?
\nI\u2019m a natural blonde.
\n6. Little Cindy Lou Who really did a number on your heart. How is it now?
\nThat little wench! I am still on meds thanks to her!
\n7. What\u2019s your favorite meal?
\nA big bowl of termite\u2019s smothered in rotten garbage
\nThat\u2019s disgusting!!!
\nThank You!
\n8. For over 50 years you have said you hated Christmas is that still true.
\nWow, hit me in my feely\u2019s on that one!!! Sure I hated Christmas in the past\u2026.. but now? \u2026.Little bit.
\n9. Since you\u2019re not a fan of Christmas, what is your favorite holiday?
\nSilent auctions of bankrupted Whoville houses.
\n10. Do you have a favorite Holiday song?
\nGrandma got run over by a reindeer! And I saw it happen! SMACK! Her false teeth went flying thru the air (laughs) It was fricken awesome!!!
\n11. Do you have a favorite all-time song?
\nHighway to Hell!
\n12. If you could ask Santa for one present, what would it be?
\nWho\u2019s he?
\nWho\u2019s he?? The guy who brings all the presents to good boys and girls every year!
\nNever heard of him. Next question
\nWhat is your family like? Do you have any siblings?
\nI don\u2019t understand the question. What is a family? You can\u2019t duplicate perfection!
\n13. Last question. Thank God. What are some of your hobbies and favorite things you like to do?
\nCrushing the dreams of children seems to be working well\u2026. I think I\u2019ll stick with that!
\nChristmas Presents Steal them
\nChristmas Trees Make for good bonfires
\nChristmas lights Love them! Put a little tinsel on them and you have a meal!
\nChristmas Carols Earplugs
\nMax your dog Great Dinner!