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Words of Advice
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Words of advice from Jack\'s old pal Ahab Cloud.
Written by Ahab Cloud, Performed by Jack Same
Ahab was an old college buddy of Jack\'s.
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TRANSCRIPT
The following was found written on a postcard sent from the Motel Americana, undated:
Dear Jack,
Some words of advice from the open road:
Squeeze that fish too tight and it\\u2019ll slip right out of your hands.
Chad. Never trust a chad.
Whenever possible work at the intersection of all intersections.
Schedule all the real, real dirty work for the Friday before Easter.
Salad will kill you more slowly than red meat, increasing the possibility for painful illness or depression due to the loss of friends and family and everything that brought one comfort in the old world.
Best to the Family,
A. Cloud
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