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The kobolds need to get their story straight.

This episode is not explicit.

Written and Performed by Pete Barry

Pete Barry is a co-creator of the audio comedy Mission: Rejected. He is an award-winning screenwriter, playwright, actor, director and musician. He was named a 2013 Young and Hungry List writer, and Sony Pictures is currently developing his screenplay Marian.

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TRANSCRIPT

The Sage: Kobold theatre presents...The river stole the gods.
Kobold Acolyte: Pirates stole the gods!
Kobold Priest: Pirates live in the water!
Kobold Acolyte: It almost the truth.
Kobold Priest: It IS the truth. Got it?
Kobold Acolyte: Yeah I got it.
Kobold Priest: What they look like?
Kobold Acolyte: Pirates? I dunno I never saw a pirate.
Kobold Priest: Yes you did!
Kobold Acolyte: I did?
Kobold Priest: When they stole the gods!
Kobold Acolyte: Oooooohhh. They look mean.
Kobold Priest: Peg leggedy!
Kobold Acolyte: With hats!
Kobold Priest: This a perfect crime.
Kobold Acolyte: What if we don't get our story straight?
Kobold Priest: Good point.
Kobold Acolyte: AAAAA (splash)
Kobold Priest: Now it a perfect crime.


River by: cagancelik
Splash by: InspectorJ