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Hockett's having trouble figuring out who to take to the dance on Friday.

This episode is not explicit.

Written by David S. Dear; performed by Jas LaFond, Steven LaFond, and Jacque Dear

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TRANSCRIPT

PIP
Who are you taking to the dance on Friday?
HOCKETT
Well, it's a toss-up between Scotty French and Tammy Twinlake.
PIP
Tough choice. How are you going to decide?
HOCKETT
Well I wrote an algorithm that factors in popularity, dancing skills, what kind of car they drive, clique associations, and SAT scores.
PIP
And hotness. Don't forget the hotness factor.
HOCKETT
Oh yeah. That complicates things.
(beat)
You know what? I'll just take my twin brother.


Music: Aspire by Scott Holmes