Bloody Pissed Off Mary

Published: April 3, 2020, 2:50 a.m.

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Remember this challenge from when you were a kid? Stand in a dark bathroom, face the mirror, and voice her name three times....

Written by Shannon Perry

Voice Acted by Aaron Clark

You may recognize Aaron as the sometimes-goofy, sometimes-homicidal, always-creepy le Bichon Frise of Oz 9.\\xa0

Michael stood in front of the bathroom mirror. \\u201cBloody Mary\\u201d he said, in the dim, flickering light of the candle. \\u201cBloody Mary.\\u201d His hand trembled, the candle nearly falling into the sink. He closed his eyes \\u201cBloody Mary.\\u201d \\xa0He opened his eyes: She was there! Deathly pale and terrible! He turned to run, but she reached out and grabbed his shirt. \\u201cDon\\u2019t you wash the news?\\u201d she shrieked. \\u201cWash your damn hands!\\u201d\\xa0

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