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Everything at TawdryMart is top shelf. And Martin\'s a bit of an idiot.

This episode is not explicit.

Written by Shannon Perry of Oz 9; performed by Hannah McIver

Shannon Perry is the creator and complete disaster behind Oz 9.

Hannah is a Northern actor/singer who would love to do more voiceover work alongside performing. During these crazy times Hannah stays sane by keeping creative. Find her on Twitter @hanmciver.

https://oz-9.com

TRANSCRIPT

Attention TawdryMart shoppers,
Because everything at TawdryMart is top shelf, for the next hour everything that\\u2019s on the top shelf is 60 percent off! WAIT FOR IT. If you can reach it, you can keep it [aside] \\u2013 god, Martin, that doesn\\u2019t even rhyme. Do you put any effort into these? [back to tannoy] Small ladders and step stools have been placed about the shop for our- [aside] I\\u2019m not saying that. [listen] It\\u2019s not funny, Martin. [listen] FINE. [back to tannoy] Step stools are available for our \\u2026 low-altitude patrons. Enjoy top shelf goods\\u2026 for less. Are you rrrrrrrrready? [bell]

Music: \\u201cSuch a swinging good time\\u201d by Neil Cross, Storyblocks