S. L. Gilbow | Alarms

Published: March 6, 2012, 11:03 a.m.

My curse is that I set off alarms. Smoke alarms. Car alarms. House alarms. It doesn\u2019t matter what kind; I set them all off as soon as I get close to them. Close is usually about thirty feet. I don\u2019t know why I set them off. I haven\u2019t always been like this. I used to be fairly normal. Narrated by Cassandra Campbell.\nLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices