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If you\u2019re reading this---on some godforsaken imageboard, or dog-eared book page, or in encrypted base pairs sequenced off 3D-printed oligos---you\u2019re probably grappling with a pretty tough decision right now.\xa0Breathe.\xa0I\u2019m not judging you. I know how it goes. You tried your best but nothing\u2019s infallible, or you slipped up one night, or he just straight-up went, your biological clock\u2019s ticking, and hacked your birth control, knowing once it happens you won\u2019t have a choice. The second his sperm enters your egg, he\u2019s done, back to his star-studded career cranking out Science and Cell papers. | Copyright 2022 by MKRNYILGLD. Narrated by Judy Young.\nLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices