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How They Met: They met at a wedding. He was in the wedding party. She was serving canap\xe9s at the reception. On some level, reclining in a fountain while holding a tray of canap\xe9s is more efficient than circulating through a crowd with them. On most levels, it isn\u2019t. \u201cCanap\xe9?\u201d the mermaid asked the werewolf when he wandered near the fountain. \u201cIsn\u2019t this just garnish?\u201d said the werewolf, picking up a wilted stem of parsley. | Copyright 2015 by Heather Lindsley. Narrated by Harlan Ellison\xae.\nLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices