The Cow Beef

Published: July 20, 2011, 6:31 p.m.

Ted brings this case against his father Paul, who has become obsessed with cows.\xa0 Ted argues that his father's cow collection and his inclination to randomly say the word cow, among other issues, indicate the need to tamp down the cow-talk.\xa0 Paul argues that his obsession is merited, because "cows are our most important animal friends."