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GRIMES THE SPACE COMMUNIST \n

\n\nToday is the sixty-fourth anniversary of Sputnik, the first manmade object to be sent into orbit. This marked the dawn of the space age and Russia won that race. Last year, when Putin smugly presented the world with Sputnik V, the first Covid vaccine, Russia was declared the winner of the vax race, that is, the race to reach inner-space \u201corbit\u201d.\n

\nAnother space race the Russians are poised to win is that of filming the first movie in space. Tomorrow is the launch date for the Russian movie crew to head to the International Space Station. They are filming The Challenger. I mean, the Challenge. There is something ominous about the title of their movie. Perhaps it\u2019s that we\u2019re at a point where the space program risks jumping the shark entirely and they are staging another disaster.\n

\nConsider this: The billionaire space race is the source of derision and mockery. Even SNL had a decent skit about it(and they haven\u2019t been funny since the ISS was launched more than 20 years ago).

\nThe speech President Reagan gave following the Challenger explosion seems pertinent here. In it, he suggested that we had ceased to be impressed by the sacrifices the astronauts of the past have made and the risks they ones of today take each day. It seemed like that disaster was a perfectly timed spectacle designed to restore a degree of dignity to the solemn quest of reaching mankind's destiny in the stars. This is not where Musk, Branson, or Bezos have been taking it. If anything, their objective is to bring down wealth from the Heavens to further enrich their earthly existences. \n

\nAlso worth noting here: Elon Musk\u2019s 3D-printed baby\u2019s mama Grimes was spotted reading a copy of Karl Marx\u2019s hilarious Communist Manifesto to her secret A.I. lover who she believes will someday take over the Internet and save the world. \nNow, while the photo of her very conspicuous reading of that pretentious nonsense seemed true to Grimes\u2019 nature, it was later admitted to having been staged by her publicist. Why? I suspect it\u2019s because she believes that in Communism, we\u2019ll all have our personal paparazzi. Or, her recent separation from her billionaire 3D Printer Filament donor left her without a source of narcissistic supply and she\u2019s already bored with the animatronic toddler.

\n\nSpeaking of animatronics, an update on Greta: She gave the same "blah blah" speech, this time outdoors, and holding a masked microphone. I\u2019m assuming it was fully vaxxed. It's clear at this point Greta is reveling in her role as a child rebel standing up to the system, like Elsa from Disney's Frozen come to life. While at first, I imagined she had outgrown her role, it has since occurred to me that the political left is emotionally stunted in all its argumentation so I can see her playing the rebel teen late into her nineties. She\u2019s another world stage character, playing a role that preexisted her.

\nJoe Rogan posted \u201cthe world's a stage\u201d on his Instagram regarding lycanthrope in chief Joe Biden\u2019s staged intravenous needle usage. Coming from Rogan, this merely means that there are stages upon stages, and most people assume theirs is the real one. Buzz Aldrin, for example, claims there is a Monolith on Mars and he\u2019s not derided as a conspiracy theorist. Meanwhile, his moon rocks were all made of wood but people still believe whatever NASA animators create.

\n\nIn entertainment news, R. Kelly has promised to doxx other high profile, meanwhile, Bill Cosby seems to be the only one defending Kelly\u2019s innocence, saying the singer had also been \u201crailroaded.\u201d While I understand the concept of innocent until proven guilty, I wouldn\u2019t trust the Jello until Cosby is railroaded again.

\nI watched Tennet. This may sound like a spoiler alert but it\u2019s not because the movie is so confusing you have to watch it ten times for it to make sense: future man destroys the world through climate change and invents ti\n\n--- \n\nSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/infinite-plane-radio/support