List of the Lost

Published: May 16, 2016, 3:23 a.m.

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LISTENER ADVISORY: it is okay to like the Smiths, who were good; it is defensible to like Morrissey, because there\'s no accounting for tastes; but if you like this book, there is something seriously wrong with your Literature Appreciation Module. This episode, we\'re taking on an oft-anticipated "novel" by former Smiths frontman and one-time cultural icon Morrissey. It\'s a slim volume of overwritten truisms and underedited sentences going under the pointless title List of the Lost. Buckle in, friends, because this might be, sentence by sentence, the worst-written book J. and Collision have endured.

Thrill to: more singing than normal! Be amazed by: Collision\'s vast, weighty knowledge of hip-hop! Slog through: a book whose only reason for existing seems to be that ol\' Mozzer isn\'t convinced you\'ve heard quite enough about animal rights, sexual repression, and the dismal, deleterious effects of ... television news. Collision apologizes for his limpest approach to Plot in 60 yet. J. gets deep into personal, political, and pre-post-hardcore history. We all have a really good laugh at how Morrissey seems to think heterosexual sex acts work.

Also! We are extremely pleased to announce a way for our friends to help us keep this show rocking hard and mocking bad books: we now have a Patreon, and anything you can do to help us out will be much appreciated! No worries: the show is free and it always will be, but there\'s loads of cool extras available, so if you like the show and want to help us do it faster, harder, better, hit up the page and see what you can do. Thank you all, and we love you!

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Recommendations:

Music:

  • "This Charming Man" by Braid
  • "Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want" by Deftones
  • "There Is a Light" by Ghost Mouse
  • "Girlfriend in a Coma" by El Mariachi Monterey
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