Roses are red, venus fly traps are meaner. Wade screwed up the audio, and Purrow wants Doug's lil' wiener.\n\nSORRY FOR THE TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, CAPTAIN PURROW'S PARENTS!\n\nCaptain Purrow- Julia Heynen\n\nDoug Doyle-\xa0Connor Doyle\n\nP16-\xa0Ryan Cleary\n\nAlien Beercan-\xa0Peter Williams\n\nProfessor Barnabus-\xa0James Freetly\n\nWade Anderson-\xa0Patrick Bodenhausen\n\nSpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation-\xa0Liz Anderson\n\nArtwork by Blair Britt