"Cinq Ans Apres" by Frank Gelette Burgess
Ah , yes! I wrote the " Purple Cow" \u2014 \nI'm Sorry, now, I Wrote it! \nBut I can Tell you, Anyhow, \nI'll Kill you if you Quote it!\n--------------------------------------\nListen to more GoodPoetry at www.GoodPoetry.org, iTunes, Stitcher and GooglePlay Music and connect with us @itsGoodPoetry on Facebook, and Twitter.