Toys For Boys
Nailed it. The sign on the wall at the airport today. It nailed the explanation for why we boys need to have toys. The sign says, "Don't let the boy die before the man." That's why God made the word Toy rhyme with the word Boy. Boys need toys. I keep telling you that. I suppose that's why an Email one guy sent to me called me the, "Toy Boy." And I kind of like that name. Here's what made me want to tell you about this. My Lady Wonder Wench and I were enjoying a charity pancake breakfast at the airport today, and one of the guys had nailed the sign up on the wall of his hanger. It said, "Don't let the boy die before the man." I don't know who originally said that, but wow it's just like Big Louie's most important rule. Big Louie is the head guy of the Louie Louie Generation, and in my book Staying Happy Healthy And Hot, he always says, "If you have any moving parts left, for cryin' out loud, MOVE 'EM".