The Woman Whisperer
Proud Podcast Person Ryan W. sent me an article from Wikipedia called Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response, which we'll simply call ASMR, because I don't want to break my mouth with the full title. It's the key guys. You can be a woman whisperer. You can forget your corny opening lines...stuff like "Your eyes are as blue as the water in my toilet bowl," "How come I didn't hear it when you dropped from heaven," "That blouse looks lovely on you, can you imagine how lovely it would look on my bedroom floor"...no more of that stuff. \n\tThis article says ASMR is the subjective experience of euphoria, characterized by positive feelings, relaxation and a distinct static-like tingling sensation on the skin. It typically begins on the scalp, then goes down to the back of the neck, and quickly spreads to the back, arms and legs as intensity increases. It has been called a "head orgasm, a brain massage, and a spine tingle." I call it Woman Whispering. And it's so simple. Mainly all you've got to do is speak quietly...or even whisper. And if you want it to work even better, while you're whispering, rub her back gently...and watch the little hairs on the back of her neck stand up. ZAP! You're a Woman Whisperer.