The Dreadful Drones
I've got to warn you about a group of people who are as close to useless as a BB gun during a rhino charge. And that's the Dreadful Drones. They are virtual people. They're not kids...they've done the time that could qualify them for Louie-Louie-hood, but they've totally missed the \u2018tude. The Attitude. So they missed their opportunity. They never latched on to Louie-Louie hood. Big Louie claims that the only reasonable explanation for them is that during evolution, their ancestors were in the control group.\n A Dreadful Drone Dude, walks a couple of steps ahead of his Dreadful Drone Dude-ett...and he forgets that a dude should hold his dude-tte's hand, open the door for her, and talk to her every once in a while. He still chooses his breakfast cereal by what kind of toy is in the box. His idea of excitement is when the tv networks start their new fall season shows. His biggest ambition is becoming a tax accountant who has a loophole named after him. \n A Dreadful Drone Dude-tte thinks, "don't ask, don't tell" is a concept that applies to flatulating in a crowded elevator. Her professional ambitions are limited to becoming the secretary who has the desk nearest the copy machine. She's amazed to find that Polident isn't a beaten up parrot. If the Dreadful Drones were truly alive they'd be very sick people.