Sit. Eat. Enjoy
I enjoy sitting here in my big, manly, comfortable, black leather poppa chair in my living room. Lots of guys get up early in the morning to go for a good brisk run. I like to get up early too...sometimes in the middle of the night...and I go for a good brisk sit. \n\tNow, the smart guys in the white lab coats are telling us that sitting is the new smoking. If you sit down too long, you'll die young. Ha. Too late now. I didn't die young. I always did my pushups, when I was young, and rode my bike and played ball, and did lots of swimming and stuff. Now I like sitting. And eating. \n\tEating helps the farmers. It's an escape from the pressures of starvation. It wards off dizzy spells. And the best way to enjoy a meal is...sitting down. So I say, sit. Eat. Enjoy.