There are those who would say that I am sitting here in my big, comfortable, manly, black leather poppa chair doing nothing. Ha. I am constantly doing the very stressful thing that is the obligation of all real men. As I have explained in my book, Staying Happy Healthy And Hot, I am preparing for any possible disaster. Standing by to deal in a manly way with whatever evil lurks in the darkened corners of my loved ones lives. \n\tOr sitting by in my case. That's one of the least understood differences between men and women. Quite often the estrogen enriched amongst us don't understand the strain we men must endure...always preparing. They don't understand the relief it would be for us if we could spare the time to relax by doing simple things, like washing the dishes, or vacuuming the floor, or cooking dinner. But no. It is our obligation to remain prepared... to protect our loved ones from the darkness and despair that hovers...waiting...to pounce on loved ones who are not well protected.