Mercy
I am sitting here in my big, manly, comfortable, black leather poppa chair in my living room, and I'm about to tell you about three little words that just came in over my phone that has made me wax philosophical. As I told you in my book, Staying Happy Healthy And Hot, I don't wax my philosophical too often, because I have found that friends tend to slip away from an over waxed philosopher. \n\tI am a grandfather. The three words are from granddaughter Sarah. The title Grandfather is the Phd of parenthood. \n\tThe Pimple People think I am in the twilight of my years. And that's fine with me. Because twilight comes just before night, and night is when you get the best music, the best food and the best sex. Pimple People of the world, I am putting you on notice that although those of us who are members of the Louie Louie Generation no longer have rock hard abs and perky breasts like you people in the beer commercials, we have seen all the great bands, so "Ha." And "Ha" to you again if you think we are just left over chunks of luke warm meat. We know things that you haven't learned yet and maybe never will. \n\tFor example, you know you have been spending the first half of your lives rebelling against your parents, but what you probably don't know is that you will probably spend the second part of your lives rebelling against your kids.