Making The List
My Lady Wonder Wench has more lists than David Letterman. I have always envied David Letterman's job. He just walks out on to the set, and people applaud. What a great job. Wouldn't you like to go to work tomorrow and you walk in and say "hi" and people applaud? They're basically saying..."Hey look...he showed up." I like just sitting here in my big, comfortable, manly, black leather poppa chair in my living room, watching my Lady Wonder Wench make her lists. She has lists for everything. Grocery lists, the list of days I'm supposed to do stuff like change the water filter, run the generator, go to the gym...all kinds of lists. By the way, I now call my toilet Jim instead of John. That way it sounds good when I say, "I went to the Gym the first thing this morning."\n\tEverybody likes lists. In my new book, Staying Happy, Healthy, And Hot (available at Amazon). On page 150, Big Louie has a genuine list of the Top 10 Happiness Helpers for you if you're feeling kind of down and droopy today.