Love Crazy
You've got to be a little crazy to fall in love, because if you're not a little crazy in love you're not really in love. It's complicated. Especially for guys. The only way a guy can find out if a woman is feeling romantic is by puckering up and trying for a kiss. Sometimes that works, and sometimes she just turns her head, and rolls her eyes out loud, which leaves you kind of licking her ear. But Louie Louie Generation lads and ladies have been around long enough to know that love is like a bathing suit. It all depends what you put into it. So you've got to go all in. \n\tI read a magazine article about it yesterday. The article said a modern woman really likes it when a guy makes dinner for her. I am not good at making dinner. But I have learned a couple of things about it from trying. Let me pass them along to you guys. For example stuff you cook on the stove should be cooked on the medium setting till just before it boils over. Stuff in the little room under the stove...which is called an oven...should also be cooked on medium, and should be removed from the oven at the first sign of black smoke. Rule of thumb, where there's smoke there's toast...unless it's something you put in the oven. And be careful. If you decide to make French toast be careful you don't get your tongue stuck in the toaster. \n\tIn my book, Big Louie, the head guy of the Louie Louie generation has lots of important household hints like that for guys. For example, he always says "Guys who think a woman's place is in the kitchen forget that the kitchen is where the knives are kept." And "Never tell a woman she's too good for you. Let it come as a surprise."