Lookin' At It
Thanks for dropping in on my podcast. Glad to have you here. I'm sitting here in my big, comfortable, manly, black leather poppa chair in my living room, trying to digest a food supply crisis, caused by the closing of our favorite supermarket. Depending on how you look at it, it's either terrific or terrible. It could be terrific because the supermarket we'll be going to across the street has generally cheaper prices which I like, or it's terrible because my Lady Wonder Wench doesn't like brands of food they sell. \n\tMy Lady Wonder Wench does our food shopping because she knows and likes lots of the people who work there, she knows where everything is, and she doesn't like my approach to finding stuff in a supermarket. When I go, I usually find an attractive lady, and ask her to help me find what I'm looking for because I'm not familiar with where they keep stuff. I've found that many attractive ladies are glad to help a lost and confused Louie Louie Generation guy... and what's wrong with that? I get my shopping done faster, I get to talk with some nice ladies, and the ladies feel good about helping a nice, elderly gentleman. I think it's a win-win situation, but my Lady Wonder Wench disagrees. \n\tIt's all in how you look at it. Big Louie, the star of my book Staying Happy Healthy And Hot says, "Everything depends on how you look at it. For example there are lots of TV commercials with disclaimers that say, 'real people not actors.' Aren't actors real people...he asks? And if we're always hearing about disgruntled postal workers, why don't we ever hear about gruntled postal workers? He says "It all depends on how you look at it." I agree. My Lady thinks killing spiders is a good idea. But doesn't killing spiders make the spider gene pool sneakier and more deadly? It depends on your point of view.