I Trust In Dick
I just got another email from that guy in Niger who wants to send me the inheritance from my long lost uncle who just died and left him as executor of his will, and all I have to do is send him my bank numbers and social security ID. So I'm sitting here in my big, manly, comfortable, black leather poppa chair in my living room trying to figure out how come anybody would trust that guy. And that started me thinking that for a guy from Brooklyn, I'm a fairly trusting guy, and tonight I'm going to explain why I'm kind of a trusting guy. I like Big Louie's viewpoint that's in my book Staying Happy Healthy And Hot. Big Louie always says, "You never can tell when something wonderful is going to happen." Wonderful things I didn't expect have happened to me over and over in my life. I even did a spoken word CD about it called, "Love Comes When You Least Expect It." Those are a couple of shameless plugs, but they're also how I really feel about life.