Hand-some-Ness

Published: July 27, 2013, noon

I'm so pleased with myself, as I'm sitting here in my big, manly, comfortable, black leather poppa chair in my living room. I'm pleased because of my hand-some-ness. Not in the mirror. At the ends of my arms. \n\tI remember, when I met my Lady Wonder Wench all those years ago...instantly...my ears wiggled, my eyebrows twitched and my hands made some plans. And through the years, I have taken every opportunity to use my hands some more with my Lady Wonder Wench. \n\tShe likes it when I use my hands some times, to give her feet a little massage. When you give someone you care about a massage, both the massager and the massage-ee get some of what they used to call Good Vibrations.