Gum Control
We need some Gum Control laws around here. Yackata, yackata, yakata... Night and day...stupid statements from politicians, TV talking heads, and every day people beating their gums...we've got to have some gum control here. \n\tAny time I hear the words, "Have a nice day", I get dangerous. My Lady Wonder Wench straps me down into my big, comfortable, manly, black leather poppa chair in my living room until I calm down. \n\tI get a terrible urge to jump up and shoot a shoulder launched rocket with a soap warhead right into the gums of the "Have a nice day" sayers. I think they should be hit with a big fine or even a jail sentence, or better yet a jail paragraph. \n\tAs you very well know, people who say "Have a nice day" very seldom mean it. For most people, "Have a nice day," basically means "Go away. I'm finished with you. Now you're just bothering me. Go fall into a nest of hungry saber tooth alligators, gangsta rap singers and insurance sales people. And don't bother me again while I'm trying to tweet my twitter."