Blowing Bubbles
I'm getting comfortable here in my big, black, manly, comfortable poppa chair in my living room, after a short but expensive flight in my little airplane. I had to get some navigation equipment fixed. Having good navigation equipment makes for having a bad checking account. But having bad navigation equipment means your girlfriend probably won't join the mile high club. \n\tFor those of you who are not familiar with the complex technicalities of airplanes, the mile high club has to do with sex at 5,200 feet...a mile high. And as Big Louie says in my book, Staying Happy Healthy And Hot, "Sex is an affordable gift for the man who has everything, even a small airplane. It's a valid way to make the earth move without having to use a shovel. It can turn a bad day into a good night."