Another Mano-a-Mouse-o

Published: June 22, 2013, noon

I love "Once upon a time". This one is from my book, Staying Happy Healthy And Hot. Stories rule. Especially true ones like this. \n\tOnce upon a time... 4:18 AM last night to be specific. I was asleep...in the middle of a dream that seemed to have something to do with Catherine Zeta Jones. I didn't even notice my Lady Wonder Wench getting out of bed and going for a potty break. But just as Catherine Zeta was smiling seductively and introducing me to her twin sister in my dream...Lady Wonder Wench cut loose with a shriek that must have cracked windows all the way to Greg's house down the block.