After-Play
Big Louie, his own bad self, the Chief Mustard Cutter of the Louie-Louie Generation, says there are six gears on your love boat. There's neutral...when there's nothing going on. There's pre-fore-play...like when Lady Wonder Wench is taking a shower. There's fore-play, like stuff having to do with feathers. \nThere's Play, of course. Then there's After play, which is the gear that most people don't think about. And there's reverse... which is a condition that is marked by silence, serious sulking, exaggerated politeness, needing your own space, having an affair, or moving to seperate states. \nThose are the six gears on your love boat. If you don't deal with number five the right way, number six will hit you. And your love boat will back up and crash on the rocks.