#129 | Cops are done

Published: April 8, 2019, 9:05 p.m.

When we were kids we played cops and robbers. More kids wanted to be cops than robbers but today, I doubt anyone wants to be a cop. Paperwork and constant scrutiny has ruined the profession. We send them into the shittiest part of the city and then get made when they don\u2019t act like aristocrats. It\u2019s made today\u2019s cops suicidal but it\u2019s also made sure tomorrow\u2019s cops are just pussies and nerds. We also attack the mail bag.