What\u2019ll it take to make Jason pay for a Patreon? A cool Irish name. What\u2019ll it take for Steve to get excited to go to space? A spike-covered dark god who needs killing. What\u2019ll it take for Jason to brave the darkest of all possible dungeons? Putting it on his Vita. What\u2019ll it take for Steve to finally appreciate his family? Turning on permadeath.