Man of Steel: burly Superman, Kryptonian prison rehab, and yellow sun superpowers

Published: April 12, 2016, 7 a.m.

b'Krypton is Imploding \\n\\n

No refuge! Except for all the different refuge options. Harvesting the planet\\u2019s core something something oh no it\\u2019s collapsing!

\\n\\n Zod is the Good Guy \\n\\n

On Krypton at least. Sure, he sounded a little bit like Hitler, but look what happened when they didn\\u2019t listen to him - no more Krypton! And then

\\n\\n Kryptonian Prison Rehab \\n\\n

They seem to put some serious resources into their criminal rehab system that barely gets used. Mundane black hole tech. Dildo butt plug space ships.

\\n\\n The Codex and the Genesis Chamber \\n\\n

Kal first natural birth in centuries. Clearly Kryptonians were multistellar once upon a time. Wonder what happened.

\\n\\n Super Awakening \\n\\n

Lessons in how not to handle a kid having a panic attack. Humans actually do pretty well adapting to new sensory input. Clark\\u2019s compensation and self control.

\\n\\n Yellow Sun Superpowers \\n\\n

Disagreement over the exact function of Kryptonian power armor and the nature of the yellow sun/superpower relationship.

\\n\\n Simulated Consciousness \\n\\n

Russel Crowe hologram simulation. So the Kryptonians reached the singularity basically, but don\\u2019t seem to be impressed enough.

\\n\\n Defeating Zod \\n\\n

Super strength, super neck bones, super despondent military leaders with nothing to protect.

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