Independence Day Resurgence: Earth's center, gravity wells, and a hole in the bottom of the sea

Published: Feb. 21, 2017, 7:45 a.m.

\n\n Alien Reconnaissance \n\n

Distress calls. Radio broadcasts and other ways to watch the best.speech.ever.

\n\n Alien Arrival \n\n

Wormholes. Telefragging. In-system ship speeds and an incredible ability to slow down.

\n\n Human Reverse Engineering \n\n

Twenty years of reverse engineering alien tech has yielded great fruit. Propulsion! Anti-gravity.

\n\n Getting Stuff in Space \n\n

It\u2019s hard! Gravity wells. Magic fusion antigravity obviates the main utility of Lagrange points.

\n\n Inertial Dampening \n\n

Fluid sack inertial dampening.Breathable oxygenated fluids. Vectors!

\n\n Data in a Coma \n\n

Muscular atrophy. Twenty years without moving. Communicating with locked-in patients.

\n\n City Destroyers \n\n

Gratiuitous city destruction. Tactics and strategy.\xa0Are the aliens\xa0just jerks?

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They flew into my butthole! My only weakness, how did you know?!

\n\n Harvester Ships \n\n

Why do cities lift off of the ground?

\n\n Earth is just a ball of rock. \n\n

And metal. The creamy center is actually not creamy but rather solid iron. It\u2019s like a Kinder Egg and a Cadbury Cream Egg had a baby. The sorts of doom we\u2019d face by having our core disrupted/extracted. Magnetosphere and the molten core. The crust ranges from 3-25 miles thick, fwiw.

\n\n Drilling the Core \n\n

Massive energy to not only drill but keep the hole into the earth open. A hole in the bottom of the sea.

\n\n \u2018Baitin \n\n

Jeff Goldblum is the master baiter. Alien queen fight. Insectoid queen morphology. Sexual dimorphism. Putting stuff up their butts for victory. Original idea, original idea, original idea:

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  1. \n\t\t\t\tWhy Earth Is A Prison and How To Escape It by Kurtzgesagt: YouTube\n\t\t\t
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