The Creepy Cove Christmas Carol Service, 2020 (Full Service)

Published: Dec. 5, 2020, midnight

Special Episode
The Creepy Cove Christmas Carol Service (2020)

We offer you the finest greetings of the season for this special recording of our Creepy Cove Christmas Carol Service.

It's a packed service filled with mirth, murder and merry Christmas feeling. We start with some words about Monroeville Mall's thrilling new Zombie Nativity Display called 'NIGHT....of the living God'. Then it's over to our first Creepy Carol - 'God Rest Ye Merry Gentleman'.

Then we move into our atmospheric candle lighting ritual, which is facilitated by the Firestarter herself...Charlie McGee. Once the candles and Christmas tree is on fire, we gather to sing that pretty festive song 'Oh, Christmas Tree'. Which reminds us even the the most homicidal of trees can still have lovely branches.

After that, it's our main feature of the night...'What A Strange Gift!' which is our very own retelling of the Christmas Nativity story featuring the following townsfolk in the top roles:

Jack Torrance (King Herod)
Wendy Torrance (King Herod's Servant'
Rosemary Woodhouse (Mary)
The Lost Boys (The Angels)

We then move into our rousing rendition of Silent Night, which we like to call 'Silent Night, Spooky Night', played in the style of the hop hop happening disco music the local youngers enjoy on Prom Night.

Next, Peter shares a few thoughts on the idea of goodwill at Christmas, then it's into our final song...We Wish You A Creepy Christmas. Listen through and see what horror characters you can spot referenced!

After that we check on Wendy, because she doesn't seem to moving. Oof.

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