Start the timer! In the first episode of Childproof, hosts Gwenna Laithland and Tori Phantom are talking all about parenting \u2013 specifically, the things the internet doesn\u2019t tell you about having kids. They start with some tips for new parents \u2013 don\u2019t just sleep when they sleep, cry when they cry \u2013 and share the secrets they\u2019ve learned for establishing a routine that actually works. Finally, they play a game of Parents Say the Darndest Things, featuring some of the most ridiculous phrases they\u2019ve had to say to their kids. You\u2019d think \u201cdon\u2019t lick the baseboards\u201d goes without saying... but you\u2019d be wrong.\nGot an idea for the show? Send your topic suggestions, advice questions, and episode reactions to childproof@betches.com\nCheck out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promo\nLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices