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Happy Mother\u2019s Day, kids! Missy flies down to Floriduh to experience the warmth of her familial bonds first hand (and earns a Triple Word Score from her kids in the process). Stuart tries, again, and fails \u2014 again \u2014 to surprise anyone for Missy\u2019s birthday. Amy inspires us all with the 30 Day Orgasm Challenge, courtesy of Netflix\u2019s Sex Education. And Summer Love begins in earnest.\xa0

Ready to feel good about yourself? Just think of any type of cereal. Any. Just one. And you\u2019ll instantly beat our best attempt on this week\u2019s shocking 30 Seconds with Amy.\xa0

(Maybe contact the cognitive assessment team, while you\u2019re at it. She might need a lil help.)

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And one more thing! A brief public service announcment regarding politics.

American bodies are no place for the United States government. Men innately know this, as it\u2019s illegal to harvest organs, blood, semen or shit, even after you\u2019re dead, without your consent. Women\u2019s bodies deserve equal freedoms, self-governance and protection. \xa0

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As always, Fuck Putin.

Glory to Ukraine.\xa0
Glory to the Heroes.\xa0

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Episode 246
Love Is Like Diarrhea
Brilliant Observations Comedy Conversation Podcast
with Melissa Brilliant and Amy Fugazi

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